at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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