My pussy is not your playground.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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