If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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