they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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