Your mouth is God's brothel.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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