I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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