that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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