Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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