I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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