Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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