I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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