so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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