That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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