hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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