Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
