I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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