you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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