OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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