hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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