dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
honey bunches of taint.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm too high and old for this...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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