Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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