What should our trivia night team be named?
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And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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