So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am available for nakedness
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We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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