You made me cry and you don't even care
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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