I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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