Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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