so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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