The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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