You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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