I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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