shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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