Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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