idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize
