just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka