Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"