She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
