she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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