the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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