Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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