question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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