i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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