Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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