this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I have already put on my inside pants.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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