they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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