he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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