Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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