make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I need to stop coming to work sober
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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