did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Pants are for mortals
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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