You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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