What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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