Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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