Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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