Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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