Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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