So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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