so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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