I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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