I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The air taste purple.
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