whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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