You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Blow job season was short but glorious.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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