When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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