we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
