so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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