areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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