Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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